by shay dogg April 10, 2008
1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 11, 2010
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
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by Jacoby84 January 9, 2017
Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 26, 2022
1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018