A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
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Get the hey guys, watch this! mug.Billy: Did you hear what happened to Rob?
Jack: No what?
Billy: He's dating that mexican chick who would only date guys like that jerk Izayas!
Jack: Isn't he a bouncer?
Rob: Yeah and he knows how to talk to girls, man wish it was easy to become a tough nice guy.
Jack: No what?
Billy: He's dating that mexican chick who would only date guys like that jerk Izayas!
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Rob: Yeah and he knows how to talk to girls, man wish it was easy to become a tough nice guy.
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A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.
This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.
This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
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