bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

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flappy bird

basically another word for a vagina

“he destroyed my flappy bird last night”

by a_peice_of_trash June 10, 2022

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Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

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Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

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