spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

by vdw17 April 14, 2023

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

Brain

Something that you don't have -_-

obv

your mom has no brain

by sLaYquEensyUH August 7, 2022

Brain Grass

1. A term used to describe Marijuana for a student or employee who is productive at school or work. 2. Breeds creativity through the consumption of Marijuana.

I smoked some brain grass before writing my paper.

I need brain grass to do my best work.

by Stoner_student January 21, 2023

Super Brain

People tend to say this when they don't know any other larger words. Such as; psychic.

"are you a super brain?!"

by Cindyy November 29, 2007

Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.

Seaweed brain is so annoying!

by Iloveseaweedbrain November 22, 2024