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Bonehead
A stubborn, thickheaded and determined person that doesn't think things through before acting upon them.
Person 1: "You really should think before you speak you bonehead"
Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"
Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."
Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."
Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"
Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."
Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."
Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
Bonehead by AreSeeCola August 19, 2009
Related Words
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bonerific
Variant of the word "terrific". The prefix boner, here slang for the male genitalia, acts as an intensifier. Usually used in reference to an attractive specimen of the female species.
bonerific by Der_Ritter September 24, 2006
boner teaparty
A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
boner teaparty by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006
boner holster
boner holster by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006
Broken Boner
n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
Broken Boner by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006
prime boner
A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.
prime boner by littlemissperky March 19, 2008