Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Tyler Bird

A chess player who is known for his Tyler Gambit, he is an awful player at this game and has a peak chess elo of only 300.

"Wow, you played like Tyler Bird that game."

by twoforalex March 6, 2023

Bird

1. synonym for half-wit(idiot).

2. commonly used to describe a person who is immoral and integrity-lacking. Obnoxious and materialistic.

"dude is literally a bird"

by JJmane October 15, 2021

Bird

A Bird is an animal that chases bread; such as bird feedings. Bread is also slang for money. A "bird" is used to define a person who only chases after money.

In African American Culture, A Bird refers to a person that only chases after money.

example 1: "She's a bird"
example 2: "Where's all the birds at?"

by Rogerrrr2025 June 13, 2024

Bird Bath Shot

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.

Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird

by HH2018 June 9, 2025

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018