Dirty banana

When a person sucks the d**k that's just been up their arse. Otherwise known as a chocolate BJ
It was Darren's birthday, so I gave him a treat - a dirty banana
by Sminton Baxter and Priya Patel September 29, 2019
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Dirty banana

When a RIL driver takes a shit in a trailer and it looks like a banana
The loader of the trailer accidently grabbed a dirty banana when cleaning it out, because he thought it was an overripe banana
by Peter Gosnya September 28, 2023
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Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.
Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.
by YeetController December 12, 2014
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Banana Ketchup

a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup
by Private Carl July 08, 2019
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Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.
by truthb4reel February 04, 2025
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