Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
Get the crack applemug. Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.
"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"
"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016
Get the Bone apple teamug. by yourmomandmeat12 December 8, 2017
Get the applemug. a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.
by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025
Get the Apple Bapplesmug. by BdBalls November 12, 2023
Get the Apple DBD Racismmug. by Emiily September 8, 2021
Get the applemug. by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
Get the apple danishmug.