simp

a simp short for simpleton is someone who blindlym gives money and other gifts to someone in return for affection

im not a simp all i did was give that female streamer $8,000 she wouldnt play mario kart with me

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Simp

Si eres mexicano te lo traduzco, se refiere a alguien "mandilon", de nada
If you are Mexican, here's the translation, it mean's that someone is "mandilon"

Es un mandilon
He's a simp

by monchismx July 28, 2020

Simp syndrome

The state of simping in an extreme case.

Symptoms include:
-a feeling of nausea or physical vomiting due to excitement over a person
-getting sexually aroused by the sight of ones face

She definitely has simp syndrome, did you see what she said about him?

“Guys since he text me I haven’t been able to eat”

by jammmaj December 18, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Simp

Not jason tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

Hey whats making you jump like that? SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by StudioDeurbel June 17, 2025

SIMP

Someone who gives and devotes a lot of his time and effort into a women that will not give him nothing in return… a simp don’t have a chance with her but get mad or jealous if other men do.

Me: let’s go out to the club tonight

Simp: Sorry bro I can’t go out I might be wit the girl I have a crush on tonight if she wants to.

by anonymous June 1, 2023