Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
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Get the apple mug.The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.
"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"
"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"
"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"
by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011
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Apple is a company that sells electronics and roast other types of phones despite all the bugs, errors in their products. And they have a mean af virtual assistant named Siri who doesn't do stuff she is told too. And there's a high chance that you are using one of their products.
Apple is a company that sells electronics and roast other types of phones despite all the bugs, errors in their products. And they have a mean af virtual assistant named Siri who doesn't do stuff she is told too. And there's a high chance that you are using one of their products.
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Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
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