big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Fur bird

An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 12, 2020

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

bird

A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up

Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.

by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020

bird

To be corny, lame, wack. A looser pretty much. One who can’t fend for themselves or just follows the crowd.

You let a female get between u and yah homie? Y’all some birds fr!

by JabbaThe October 28, 2020