"Luke is a Fat Bean" is about a childish boy of around seven causing mischief around his kin and peers. Its author is Stephanie Hephanie, who is Thiccy Niccy & Jessica's best friend. Thiccy Niccy is currently experiencing backlash for farting online and filming it, but she's still a star, because she's dating Luke the Fart, the astounding star in "A Wrinkle in My Grandma's Ear." Jessica is a nobody. Anyway... "Luke is a Fat Bean" stars Luke the Fart. Luke farts around his grandma, causing her to receive an epilepsy seizure. Next, he farts next to Aunt Vivien, causing her a heart attack. Obviously, Luke the Fart is a very supportive child. I think you should read the book!
"Have you read 'Luke is a Fat Bean' yet?" Ronald asked.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.
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Get the Luke is a Fat Bean mug.Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!
Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!
Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*
Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?
Movie Bloke: Yeet
Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!
Literally everyone: lololololololo
Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!
Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*
Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?
Movie Bloke: Yeet
Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!
Literally everyone: lololololololo
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Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
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Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)
Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)
You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.
You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!
Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"
You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!
Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"
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Get the Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh mug.One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?
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