Chris Hemsworth

Hot saxy man

Plays captain american in justice league

Chris Hemsworth

by DylanWilliams69420 April 8, 2021

Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen

Crimbo Chris is not amazing

by A deluce December 5, 2019

Chris

Has a limp dick .

Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.

by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019

chris markel

A rapist a stocker an asshole and much more makes good money but doesn't spend it wisely he comes and go's but only comes when he needs something

What a relief chris markel is no longer in my life

by Impossible69420 March 4, 2018

Chris Saupe

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023