Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

Alex

Fat useless piece of shit she is a waste of oxygen on this earth and should be dead. He is a bitch and will cheat on you and he will stay at home and eat his taco and beans with his fat ass watching porn he is ugly and stupid.

Alex is a usless piece of shit

by Gamesganesilove June 7, 2018

Alex Stith

fat purple thing from old mcdonald's commercials, otherwise known as Gremice

Alex Stith looks like Gremice

by jp takes it in the but August 6, 2008

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is the epitome of Man. He hits leg day 6 times a week.

Yo that nizzle has big legs, is that Alex Lao?

Its me Alex Lao, I am Man.

by alexlaocat3 June 16, 2022

Alex Yap

He is a very fucking handsome guy and likes his cousin pig skin

I am Alex Yap, I love pig skin.

by ¿6uo January 2, 2021

Alex

Holy shit this guy is an amazing person. Great to talk to and an outrageously good fucker. He's also jacked as FUCK.

Hey there, Alex. You're so fucking sexy

by ALEX AKA ALEXANDER September 8, 2023