mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Salisbury University

A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.

I went to Salisbury University too!
Kill, rape, control!

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022

Universal Pollution

Universal Pollution, literally, refers to a kind of pollution that is affecting the whole world. It can be anykind of pollution, often not referring to environmental pollution or any environmental issues. People will not compete for Universal Pollution and its supply is far greater than its demand (probably no demand), scarcity will not occur. People would like to get rid of Universal Pollution. People would prefer less of them. It has a negative price and it is with a negative value to the consumer. Therefore, Universal Pollution is a kind of bads (opposite of economic goods).

We should get rid of Universal Pollution.

by sugar_cane October 23, 2018

Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.

Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.

by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022