Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake

A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.

I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.

We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.

by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022

Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020