dad

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022

dad

Person that is nice to you gets you get anything love you and always the best out of you

"My dad is the best person in the world"

by pog champing 15 March 3, 2022

dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

by tay08tay08 March 6, 2022

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022

ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022