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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
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whoop that top

A phrase once used to describe an act of harm towards someone else. Alternatively it can be used as a reference for a homosexual act.
Hey bud, what do you say we finish these Martinis and I take you back to my place and whoop that top?
by BbreezyFTW April 19, 2018
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toi top

When a boy insert his peen into a girls vageen.
Hey Brad you know what I was thinking, me, you, my room.... toi top!
by Jameswheeler April 20, 2018
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top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d
“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds
by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017
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Top

When a boy and girl are meeting and the boy slips his hand and touches her boob.
Sometimes under her bra or sometimes just on her clothes.
Sarah: You let him top you ??!
Katie: Yeah it was so good.
Sarah: He's a fuckboy you shouldn't have done that
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 27, 2017
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top 10 anime

is a term often used to describe something that happened in a show or other forums that is considered DANK and is often used as a parody of the youtube channel WatchMojo.com. the funny part is that it usually has nothing to do with actual anime and for some odd reason, the show that is mostly brought up is Cory in the hous
commenter: top 10 anime battles

the video is about Sanic fighting Shrek
by baconpizzaisdank November 27, 2017
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french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
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