Marv Special

Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.

“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”

by Casillas and Puyol December 21, 2022

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

Deshaun Watson Special

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.

Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.

by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024

special decial

when ur very special lol

ur such a special decial ollie

by yamumsdssssssssss March 13, 2022

Pozzo special

When you take a shit and then you jizz in it, just for fun

Yo, yesterday I Pozzo special'd all over the bathroom

by dabba003 March 6, 2024

The Hilmir special

You take a belt, preferably a brown or black belt. You ask the girl for consent to wrap the belt around her neck. You hold the belt with your non dominant hand while your fingers on your dominant hand penetrate her coochie. All the while you go down on her.

Chad: Dude, she came so fast
Brad: How did you do it?
Chad: I gave her The Hilmir special

by Ha-Joon Chang October 18, 2020