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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.
I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.
by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.
Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
by Zipdox November 7, 2022
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The Riot special

Where they nerf a champion, nerf it again, nerf the item & then leave the nerfed champion untouched with no compensation buffs.
Lucian: "Bro, I hope the Riot special won't hit me."
Elise: "Don't worry, you'll be fine."
by Féy June 1, 2018
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South Dakota Special

The act of getting away with a crime, up-to and including murder because you are a politician in South Dakota. With the harshest sentence typically being a very reduced sentence or community service.

Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.
In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.
by silavon May 15, 2024
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Gustaf Special

Is used in a xbox party when you really want a blow job
by Plåskar August 3, 2020
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The Attie Special

When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Come on baby lets go do "The Attie Special" with Katsumi
by Echos_glit January 13, 2025
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