A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.
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Get the Special financial operation mug.Where they nerf a champion, nerf it again, nerf the item & then leave the nerfed champion untouched with no compensation buffs.
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Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.
Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.
In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.
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Get the Gustaf Special mug.When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
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