Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts
Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023
Get the Sam Bortnickmug. The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance
Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.
Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.
Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.
Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
by Triplesteve October 10, 2016
Get the Sam Bashingmug. Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
Get the Metal Sammug. girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!
by cloudydayz88 December 2, 2024
Get the darkness from pajama sammug. 