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National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day 

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
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National Slap Tall People Month 

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
Hey its National Slap Tall People Month
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National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day 

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

National Slap Your Short Friend Day 

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

Inadvertent Emotional Bitch Slap 

When a member of the opposite sex rejects you emotionally by being brutally honest, yet is not saying it to hurt you intentionally because they do care to some degree and are a good person. They have inadvertently caused you emotional pain by their brutal honesty.
When he said he wasn't in love with him, he dealt him an inadvertent emotional bitchslap.

When the loving husband said she looked like she had gained some pounds during her pregnancy, his wife received an inadvertent emotional bitch slap.

National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
Weird STD, which you get from Rafi slapping your genitals.
The effects involve involuntary desires to shake, juggle, shimmy, and gyrate, leaving your friends in utter confusion.
"ahh my girl friend got Rafi-Slapped and now shes all up on me like a freak!"
Rafi-Slap by flappy joe March 30, 2008