Potato

Potatoe is an alternate spelling for potato. The "potato" spelling is more popular, but even national newspapers like the New York Times occasionally used the "potatoe" spelling, which was considered an acceptable spelling at least until 15 June 1992, when Republican vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle read the "-oe" spelling off the "official spelling bee spelling" flash card handed to him by an English teacher for correcting a spelling bee, and the media tore him apart for it.

"You’re close, but you left a little something off the spelling of potatoe. The 'e' on the end."

by embram May 9, 2015

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by ProJoeV October 27, 2020

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

Potato

Something you put in the chat when you don't know how to get the words out.

Sorry, I'm not sure what to say. Image of potato

by iconicspartan February 22, 2024

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020