by Pseudonymsteph September 2, 2019

Example:
Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

by Goldenrose431 October 16, 2021

You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.
by Swep2k November 28, 2020

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools
commonly found behind schools
by clitlick October 11, 2023

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference
by Sydrad July 23, 2018

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.
by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017
