pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.
We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.
by H1N1777 March 30, 2016
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Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.
Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup
by Bobthe1st August 30, 2015
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Sassy pants

When Maia is giving unnecessary attitude to Levi
“Why do u always wake up at night”

“U ask me like i know”

“Ok sassy pants
by Fartlover27372 May 25, 2023
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priscilla (poo poo pants)

Priscilla is the best singer in the world and does not let hate get to her, "stop singing like a monkey, you're not funny." she also unconditionally loves her boyfriend even if people insult him, "you should break up with that ugly bf of yours, he likes to be racist to you in bed." everybody loves to twerk on Priscilla because she has a lubricious boo boo.
taylor: "omg, priscilla i totally hate that bf"
priscilla (poo poo pants): "i don't care, i love him
taylor: "he's literally racist to your kind."
priscilla: "i don't care, i love him"
by yoursecretadmirerxoxo32 April 05, 2023
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Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023
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internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 19, 2010
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Sleeping pants

Often confused with pajamas. The difference is sultle, but it's there. Sleeping pants are worn under work jeans in place of long johns when one is simply too lazy to change before work.
by Pepper Cleveland October 16, 2019
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