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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
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Go pink or go home!” Joshs mom calls out to him
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a literal retard, he lost all brain cells when he thought it was a good idea to sniff petrol
" petrol is so good want some" - josh
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Josh Giddey

To become famous in the line of basketball, and proceed to touch minors at a club.
Basketball People 1: Yo I Josh Giddey'd the little girl
Coach: Your now starting 5
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the best friend you could ask for, may be a little overprotective but thats okay. always willing to help, and always there to listen if you need it. easily makes you laugh without even trying, so if you ever need cheering up you can go to josh. a boy with a big heart, but he only opens it for a select few. good at giving hugs and advice, and can easily take your mind off of things. great to spend time with, you could spend hours together and it'll feel like no time at all. may be a little difficult to read at first, but once you get to know him, you can work out how he's feeling pretty easily. dedicated and loyal to his friends, he won't ever leave anyone behind.
"I love Josh, he's so kind"
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A fine ass male actor I'd do anything with and still consider myself straight.

A man where having gay fantasies is acceptable if your straight because dammm he's fine, like Its not even gay to wanna do special bonding time with him.

A straight mans pass for homosexuality.
damn I'm straight but I'd totally fuck Josh Hutcherson.
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A non-sigma with but has W rizz
Josh Hull: hey babe im going to rape you!

the girl: AHHHHH!

Jai: im a stupid fucking idiot who's small and has no friends but that was W rizz!
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