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Josh

Josh is the type of person who is extremely tall. These people are very dry and tease you about your height. Their job is to annoy to the ends of the world and is the campus crush.
If you weren't short you would be a Josh.
by yesyesyana February 25, 2023
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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Josh

"That guy loves playing fortnite dude"
"I know he is such a Josh"
by klsmamiyeijycsdg December 29, 2018
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Josh

a guy with a whopper penis. All the girls want him
"man that guy had a humungous penis"
"probably Josh"
by skkkkkkkkkkrrt September 22, 2019
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Josh

To be as gay as possible. One who loves sweets. Probably spends as much time getting played as most normal guys do on the shitter.
That guy is a real josh.
by Bigboib2018 September 5, 2018
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Josh

JOSH HAS ABSOLUTELTY NO BITCHES
by joshrapely October 8, 2023
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