by Merlin vac engine  February 1, 2024
 Get the pumping firemug.
Get the pumping firemug. Light an Olympic torch and make that special someone spread their legs, and then make a pussy fire. Then you fuck her to death.
by America 21st century  October 8, 2016
 Get the Fire in the holemug.
Get the Fire in the holemug. noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020
 Get the friendly firemug.
Get the friendly firemug. When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
 Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug.
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. so quick and easy to use, you might forget you even got bitten. For fire ant bites, or any other bug bite or sting, instant relief is easy: Simply unscrew the cap to expose the roll-on applicator. Give the bottle a couple of shakes, then apply generously to the entire affected area for immediate relief.
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
 Get the Fire-Outmug.
Get the Fire-Outmug. The most amazing country pop duo made up of kayla Iutzwig and kelli iutzwig. There harmonies will leave you gasping for air and their looks will make you fall off a cliff. Better yet? They are sisters!
by jessica878 May 14, 2019
 Get the Wild Firemug.
Get the Wild Firemug. When two gay men are simultaneously chowing down on each others assholes like the fart monsters they are. Thus creating one continuous tube or circular human centipede.
Billy and I were caught in a ring of fire last night. Which is fine when we kiss cause.... ya know...
by emmerwemmer June 1, 2017
 Get the Ring of Firemug.
Get the Ring of Firemug.