Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
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“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
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A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
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by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
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Get the The Hockey cum mug.Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
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