Cream Trencher

A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.

Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.

by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023

Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

Creamed Down

When you like your creamer with a side of coffee.

Like when something is watered down, but with cream.

Bro like his shit creamed down for real.

by Sideofcoffee October 27, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023