Hip Hop Chocolates

Chocolates fabricated to look like familiar aspects and or tools of Hip Hop culture. Meant to emulate the concept of communion. Inspire a meditation on what hip hop actually is and how one is personally contributing to the culture.

"Have you seen those Hip Hop Chocolates, they truley are Hip Hops Sacred food."

"Man you don't know what Hip Hop is son, you need to put some Hip Hop chocolate in your soul!"

by Nigh999 March 29, 2009

tijuana hot chocolate

when after anal sex with a Mexican whore, she immdiately has diarhea

That whore served up a tijuana hot chocolate immediately after I came

by humbeing January 2, 2010

chocolate-covered raspberry

The act of giving someone a raspberry after the person has eaten chocolate, leaving a brown stain on the recipient's shirt.

Dude she ate M&M's and gave me a chocolate-covered raspberry!
Ew! I can see the stain!

by dwright93 March 14, 2010

chocolate nut-stash

When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.

Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"

Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"

by daveycrocketmothafucka August 23, 2011

chocolate birthday cock

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.

i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock

by mrs. p January 14, 2009

screaming chocolate dragon

When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.

I did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. It was fun.

by Akshay Paradkar Khambati December 12, 2007

Chocolate Cheesecake

A Chocolate Cheesecake is to sit on some unsuspecting idiots nose and defocate on or in it laymans terms drop a duece, go # 2, or drop the Browns off @ the SuperBowl

"This dumbass passed out early so I Chocolate Cheesecaked him."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008