blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.
Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”
by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022
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California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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Hawaiian Blow

"me and Suzie did a "Hawaiian blow" in the bathroom room last night"
by Miloo0o June 9, 2023
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Blow the bowl

You use this phrase to announce the fact that youre about to take a shit and probably a vicious one, hence "blowing" it up like hiroshima and nagisaki.
Bro: Yo dude im about to blow the bowl, brb.

Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.

Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!
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Blow Out Shares

Definition 1:
A vulgar slang term used by young guys to brag about ejaculation, often exaggerating their sexual exploits.

Definition 2:
When an investor, especially an insider, dumps a ton of company shares through a shady separate entity (like a shell company) to cash out before bad news crashes the stock, skirting insider trading rules.
Example: "Dude, I will totally blow out shares with the secretary tonight!"

Example: "That CEO plans to blow out shares through some offshore account, right after the the news release his team is fabricating!"
by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025
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hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011
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Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.
"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"
by StockyTurd November 29, 2017
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