April 20

Probably the worst day to have a birthday.

Reasons:
Hitler’s birthday
National weed day
Mass shooting was on April 20th

Uhhh
Yeah 👍

Me: My birthday is on April 20th

Friend: Damn. At least you share it with Bakugo Katsuki

Me: Yeah. Worth it 😏

by BakugoSimper June 20, 2025

26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!

by Souvenir May 9, 2020

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

April 10th

The day a random person in a catboy discord server dies

shit its april 10th who died now

by ThatPinkDude April 10, 2022

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 9

National Donkey Day!

Today’s the day the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s special about April 9th?

It’s national donkey day so go out and celebrate those donkeys.

by P.S.270 July 6, 2021