April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.

“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
“Shut the fuck up.”

by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022

april 11

Play wit your bonkers on facetime with your bf

bf: bae it’s april 11
gf: sorry baby

gf:(pulls out bonkers)
bf:goddang

by April 11, 2024

april 11

national send nudes to Brodie Francisco day !!!

Hey it's april 11, I have to send nudes to Brodie.

by DILFMASRER69 April 10, 2022

April 11

When you.

person that doesnn't do it like nike slogan just do it but he doesn' do it, april 11.

by The apple bottom jeansman April 11, 2022

April 24th

National Josh Day

In honor of the Battle of the Joshes, April 24th is now deemed as National Josh Day

Person A: Hey, remember what happened on April 24th?
Person B: Oh, yeah! The Battle of the Joshes!
Person A: I wonder how the winner, Little Josh, is doing nowadays?

by Todd the Turnip April 25, 2021

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 24th

Bro not even a joke if you were born on this day u are so cool broski stop being so sick 🤟🔥🔥🥶🥶

‘Woah i heard shes born on April 24th’. John: ‘she is thats why she so cool fam’

by IAmCoolDude April 07, 2021