The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.

"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

University of Class-Less Americans

Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them

I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah

by Asappp October 8, 2017

American charizard

The act of pouring hot sauce along the vagina of a female and proceeding to "eat her out" then spitting the hotsauce out in her face.

Bro i didn't know sharon was a freak like that. We went back to her place and one thing led to another and we ended up doing an american charizard

by Thenewgenmen December 7, 2022

Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”

“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”

by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 1, 2020

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024