When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
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Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
Person 1:How's the Egg Banana Streak
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!
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It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
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