Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 16, 2022

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

referee dad

A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.

one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.

by super dad September 17, 2013