A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
by samtun October 9, 2020
Get the chrismug. US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
Get the Chris Wootenmug. fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
he really the don
by Siiy November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug. chris is a perfect human
by okay123456789 October 16, 2022
Get the Chrismug. A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.
Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome
by splintthefirst January 5, 2024
Get the chris pratt syndromemug. Chris conybeare is so beautiful inside and out and he makes you feel like you can achieve anything. He sees the best in you always and just leaves a constant smile plastered across your face :) All day everyday I just want to be consumed by Chris, in his presence, in his love, and take on the world together. Im obsessedddd!! His laugh is brilliant, and he’s so thoughtful and caring. This boy is actually perfect in every single way and I CAN PROUDLY SAY HES MY FRICKING BOYFRIEND!! MINE MINE MINE :))
by admirer4youxox May 28, 2023
Get the Chris Conybearemug. Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
Get the Chrismug.