ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

by weebuwu March 12, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

UR MOM

A rude way to make u annoyed

y/n : can u stop being busybody!!
w/n : Ur mom

by urmomomomomomomomomomomom January 23, 2023

ur mom

an annoying term everyone uses just because

have u heard of ur? ur mom.
“ur ugly.” ok ur mom.

by marry me natasha romanoff January 17, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

ur mom

the insane backup for a roast

guy one what did u do last night guy 2 ur mom

by imlikeurhga toodankwithdamemes April 15, 2021