Ghosting

According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.

Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!

by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023

Ghosting

The act of giving or receiving a hand job under the sheets. The erect penis will resemble a ghost.

Friend: “My girlfriend was ghosting me all day.”

Me: Doesn’t your cock get tired after too long?

Friend: What?

by JuicyWienerMan February 22, 2021

Ghetto ghost

A low battery chirp coming from your smoke detector

The ghetto ghost won’t stop haunting me

. But I’m to cheap and lazy to spend the buck to appease it wants .

by Jimmy jimmy January 12, 2018

Ghost grind

Working really hard (grinding) for a project or idea without anyone noticing or making a scene.

Man, Jeff Bezos was really on his ghost grind for like 10 years until Amazon got big.

by Freddyubereverywhere September 11, 2021

Ghost Tune

(noun) – A tuning file that appears identical to others in hex or binary comparison, yet executes differently once flashed to a vehicle’s ECM/TCM. These “ghost” behaviors may include changes in throttle response, torque delivery, shifting patterns, or exhaust sound — despite showing no visible differences in tuning software.

🧠 This phenomenon was first documented by Sterling English in 2025 while using AI-assisted tuning tools like ChatGPT with HP Tuners on a 5.7L HEMI. The anomaly revealed that even byte-for-byte identical tunes could behave drastically differently due to hidden corruption or transfer-layer glitches — something traditional tuners would likely miss without AI analysis.

> “Bro, I flashed the same file again and now it hits like a train.”
“Dude, that’s a ghost tune.”

by GhostFather June 30, 2025

Ghost

In whatever context I used it in

Sorry bro, I didn't mean to ghost you for 4 hours.

by I'm choosing names people took August 5, 2018

"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.

I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018