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boomerang chicken

A word referring to the chicken on airplane meals, which usually has the consistency of (depending on the recipe) either rubber or tofu. The "boomerang" comes from its displeasure at staying in your stomach, and combined with the plethora of pathogens from sick passengers, occasional, jarring air turbulence, and the phenomena of airplane ass, it usually comes back to haunt you (suddenly, violently, and all over the place). Hence the boomerang effect: it returns from whence it came.

Can be used as a general term for airplane food, which got one degree worse (which is impressive) in that you now have to pay for it.

To the brave (or stupid) connoisseur, expect digestive problems in your immediate future.
Hmm, should I get the boomerang chicken cordon bleu or the vulcanized-rubber beef stew? Fuck it, I'll just starve, seeing as how it costs less and is less likely to give me dysentery.
by Paul Narayan December 21, 2007
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counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.
I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills
by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013
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Chicken butt

The best butt. It is the butt of a chicken
Tim: what's your favorite butt?
Bob: A chicken butt!
by Monkey towel October 28, 2019
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chicken bag

A oven roasting bag for a chicken that is fitted to collect vapors for inhalation. Design provides ease of use for large groups or individuals.
Hey man, you want have another chicken bag before we go?
by Bill Melater May 2, 2006
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Meat Chicken

A so called man who spends the bulk of his spare time pumping iron at the gym, mainly concentrating on upper body. The hormone induced,excessively bulky upper that contrasts to the relatively thinner legs give off the resemblance of a chicken bred solely for consumption.

Often sharing the same mental capacity and resolve of a chickenl; They usually work in labour intensive jobs letting other team members do the hard work as they "did upper body last night and am so sore, sorry mate" but will happily collect the same pay rate.
"I am sick of carrying these meat chickens with glass arms!"
"Did you see Todd's new profile photo? A selfy at the gym, fucking meat chicken. "
by Doublen June 28, 2015
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Chicken Pox

A term utilized as a code word in place of "diarrhea", "explosive diarrhea", and "the shits". When used in such context the term has no relation to the pesky rash that plagues pre-pubescent children.
William: Hey are you feeling alright, you don't look so well.
Lee: I think i am about to come down with the chicken pox from all that Boston Market we ate earlier.
by Booty Jeans April 12, 2009
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Chinese Chicken

When you dip your dick in sweet and sour sauce and tell your woman it's a chinease buffet.
Man: How about some Chinese tonight?
Woman: Oh, that sounds wonderful! What were you thinking?
Man: How about some *unzips pants* Chinese Chicken?
by krbkay May 25, 2011
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