Dil-time

When someone starts to act like a complete Dil, it means it is now Dil-time.

"What did you do that for you cakey maigrum? Is it Dil-time or what"?!

"That Spacko at the checkout won't leave until he's got his milk AND his biscuits..... I'm pretty sure it's Dil-time right about now".

by Guitarlover1711 May 29, 2009

Pony Time

When you want to have a cigarette. Used when you don't want someone present to know that you smoke. See "pony"

Is it Pony Time yet?

by GrChRo April 27, 2011

Time Highlation

The slowing of time perception that occurs after having smoked good weed.

Guy 1: How long has it been?

Guy 2: About 30 minutes, why?

Guy 1: Are you fucking serious? It feels like it's been hours. I've got serious time highlation going on.

by OG Da Kushman September 15, 2010

dossy times

a popular news article durived from the dossy. set in oklahoma city, jacob hunter, the man behind the nonesense, has made an extremely fresh and characteristic news article full of love, hate and dossyness.
the cast is, bonedavis, the timmy, dockie, hitler, vanderdossy, the racoons, the always famous grant high school and always, bobbyduce himself. look for the newest edition to the dossyness, titled "lug-nut-express" coming to the world in march of 2010.

damn, the dossy times is da shit!

I love dockie the racoon, even though she was sacraficed.

bobbyduce is a fat ass comedian! i love that dude.

by bobbyduce16 May 6, 2010

scream time

The last moment you can walk in the door without your wife screaming at you.

It's already past scream time, so I'll stay for another beer.

by Dumbass Davey August 24, 2006

Bay Time

When someone arrives 10 minutes to an hour late at any event, especially for work, bridal showers, weddings, circumcisions, or any other events when there is a specified time in which you should arive

"Jackie must be in Bay Time she's not here yet!"

by Ashley Bay May 27, 2005

potty time

When somebody falls asleep drunk on the shitter and leaves the door open for everyone to take a picture of

Chris Mell fell asleep on the shitter at Pauls house. What a sloppy potty timer.

by Bush Daddy June 5, 2005