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David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
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David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(
He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
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David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.
Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!
by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021
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david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling
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by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021
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David

Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill

Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story

Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫

Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is

Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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David Sonikkboom yang

A real rider in central California? That’s David Sonikkboom yang !
by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
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David Sonikkboom yang

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding, from David Sonikkboom yang!
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