Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. by Mompster January 2, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. P = popular. A = athletic. U = understanding. L = loyalhumble, athletic, funny, cool, popular, smart, strong, savage, and small. The best friend you could have and is also a great listener. He is known for his humor and funny jokes. He will always cheer you up with a great laugh and make your day. He stands out from his friends as the funny stereotype. He will always make you happy from his smile and sense of humor. He is the best friend to have and a great listener. He also cheers you up if you are feeling sad/blue. In all, Paul is the greatest name on the face of the Earth.
by paulie_byrne96 April 27, 2019
Get the Paulmug. by JoshiePie305 January 11, 2020
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by Ruttstar November 12, 2020
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Get the Paul welchmug. by megulisright January 11, 2018
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