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hand sex

(verb)
When couples are in a social setting and feel it is improper to make out, hand sex occurs. Hand sex is being very sexual with another person using only the hands and fingers. Usually includes stroking and caressing of each other’s hands. Although seemingly discreet, it can still generate much uncomfortable-ness when done in a social setting. Incidentally, hand sex almost never happens in private.
Brian, stop having hand sex with your girl! It's just weird, man.
by Assessment January 4, 2004
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have sex

A mocking gesture made in response to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.
A: I don’t know you don’t see attractiveness being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that lookism is real and affects people’s lives on a daily basis. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex
by TeamMalty May 12, 2019
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Sex Bison

A hairy man. Who is unrivaled at the act of sexual intercourse.
"Oh Shelly, Drew was such a sex bison last night."
by Everyone March 28, 2003
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Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.
'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'
by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007
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sex pest

A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.
That Mike is such a sex pest he was over here the other week peeping at the neighbours getting changed.
by Blackrooster May 25, 2006
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phone sex

when two phones jump on top of eachother and start having sex. that is all.
phone 1: hey sexy ;) lets get in onnn!
phone 2: okay, i love phone sex with you.
by MG... May 18, 2010
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Sex Wings

There are several types of "sex wings" like medals one can acquire , Regarding sexual activites

V - Wings - Losing your Virginity

Red wings - When she is on her period

Brown wings - Up the ass

Vintage Wings - When she is 20 or more years older than you

Flight Commander Wings - Engage in a Threesome

Squadron Commander Wings - 4 or more people involved

Victoria Cross Wings - Being a wingman and taking the cock block so a friend can get his V Wings
"I finally got my V-Wings last night"

"My girlfriend let me get my Brown Wings this afternoon"

"I only need 3 more Sex Wings to get the full set!"
by Jim bobski August 28, 2007
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