Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.

It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.

by Daily events December 12, 2024

Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

by KatZ55 July 16, 2021

Gypsy Punch

A hyper aggressive way of altering ones sexuality.
The art of punching a lesbians vagina until she goes back on solids.

Mandy was such a huge dyke so I decided to gypsy punch here until she greases my weasel.

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018