When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.
P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
by Poke-chan January 14, 2018
Get the “Griff a beer”mug. 1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.
2) A cheap azz date
2) A cheap azz date
Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry
Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry
Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry
by blondgirl April 22, 2016
Get the Redbox and Beermug. The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
Get the Emotional beer gogglesmug. by CraftBeerGirl January 5, 2024
Get the calgarian beermug. The best night to have a beer or 2. Either it be by yourself or with a couple of buddies.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.
by Haveabeerhaveaday October 24, 2023
Get the Beer Fridaymug. by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022
Get the canoe beermug. by anonymous May 19, 2021
Get the Boo beermug.