dump time

While amongst your peers and in the act of a daily activity, you take out your cell phone and nonchalantly dump your significant other via texting.

While eating a sandwich, playing a computer game, listening to "riding rims," and talking sports with my main posse, I said "Hold up a second" and sent my girlfriend a text that literally said "it's dump time."

by nips34 January 19, 2010

Dil-time

When someone starts to act like a complete Dil, it means it is now Dil-time.

"What did you do that for you cakey maigrum? Is it Dil-time or what"?!

"That Spacko at the checkout won't leave until he's got his milk AND his biscuits..... I'm pretty sure it's Dil-time right about now".

by Guitarlover1711 May 29, 2009

Pony Time

When you want to have a cigarette. Used when you don't want someone present to know that you smoke. See "pony"

Is it Pony Time yet?

by GrChRo April 27, 2011

Time Highlation

The slowing of time perception that occurs after having smoked good weed.

Guy 1: How long has it been?

Guy 2: About 30 minutes, why?

Guy 1: Are you fucking serious? It feels like it's been hours. I've got serious time highlation going on.

by OG Da Kushman September 15, 2010

dossy times

a popular news article durived from the dossy. set in oklahoma city, jacob hunter, the man behind the nonesense, has made an extremely fresh and characteristic news article full of love, hate and dossyness.
the cast is, bonedavis, the timmy, dockie, hitler, vanderdossy, the racoons, the always famous grant high school and always, bobbyduce himself. look for the newest edition to the dossyness, titled "lug-nut-express" coming to the world in march of 2010.

damn, the dossy times is da shit!

I love dockie the racoon, even though she was sacraficed.

bobbyduce is a fat ass comedian! i love that dude.

by bobbyduce16 May 6, 2010

Scruffin time

It's when you got a scruffy beard and its that time to go down on your girl or some other girl...you can figure out the rest.

Girl: Hey do you know what time it is?
You: ooo i dunno Scruffin time?
Girl: Hmmm sounds like fun

by Word to the Ferd April 22, 2009

Wall Time

Making out up against a wall or being forcibly (but not aggressively) pushed up against the wall in a sexual nature.

Most of the time, girls enjoy this act, but every girl is different.

Just when things were a little stale between Rob and Maria, Maria got a little wall time.

by littlemisunderstood May 7, 2009