JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil

Jesus have mercy on us!

by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021

Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a

“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”

by urfavhater November 22, 2021

Six Flags Over Jesus

A really big church.

I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.

by SB018 March 16, 2024

Jesus

King of Jews

Reese: “Oh, you’re Jewish? Wasn’t Jesus like... king of the Jews?”
Reba: “What the-”

by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020

Twerking for Jesus

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin

Twerking for Jesus :Wow that girl really twerking to gosple for jesus.

By polo Dolo gone solo

by Polo Dolo gone solo January 6, 2017

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.

Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023