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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.
Let's all titay fook L-5!
by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
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scholar's house

a house for nerds. home of those who play DOTA, WOW, and if you don't know what those are, then you don't belong.
I met this girl last night, but she lives in Scholar's so she probably doesn't put out.

I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.
by fa'sho March 31, 2009
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Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.
(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p
by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023
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waffle house

hell after 12 am
worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle
by MF710 April 13, 2023
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The Bop House

An influencer house, like the Hype House or something. However instead of influencers, it's filled with OnlyFans models making TikTok videos in revealing or curve-emphasizing clothing to promote their OnlyFans pages and the house itself is an AirBnB. Rumor has it that 5 new kinds of STDs originated from there.
Luke: "Yo trust me, these bitches in The Bop House are so fucking hot!!"
Rico: "Dumbass they're trying to get as many teens addicted to porb as they can. Why do you think they're on that stretched-res-people app TikTok?"
by SonyBravia January 16, 2025
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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